There is no internet, so he gives me WiFi
by using his phone as a hotspot.
So when I’m laying in bed
and I hear him walking back and forth
and back and forth
and cabinets are being opened and shut
and doors are being open and shut
I know exactly where he is
because the WiFi signal grows or fades.
I think it’s neat.
Plus one time he tried to sneak up on me
and it didn’t work cus I was tumbling
and saw the signal get stronger.